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November 3, 2013

So…as per usual “Shona” I just spent a significant portion of the evening on good ‘ol “Face.”  Of course it involved “stalking,” but this time I was “stalking” myself!  Some interesting statusi (plural for status in my dictionary) got me thinkin’ ‘bout some statusi that I had written a while back, i.e. since the first day that facebook revealed “status update.”  Back then it actually meant that you would update your current status.  For a while I “boycott [ed] the whole status update thing” because, we to be frank, I thought it was quite stupid.  Throughout the boycott facebook was extraordinarily persistent in insisting that I “update my status.”  Under this immense pressure I began making my “status” a song lyric (mostly written by the amazingly talented Matt Wertz).  Finally, it just became too much to handle seeing everyone else’s actual statusi, so I began to write my own.
The following is a compilation of some of my favorite statusi over the years, from the very first up until August ’13.  I decided to only go pre-grad school because those from the last three months are just too recent to fully appreciate.  Hence, I have also included a brief “first thought that came to my mind” reaction to each status.
Enjoy!     

Just found a few old messages in my "other" message box. A couple were a four months old...oops. I guess I should check my facebook on a computer a little more often.
-Little did I know that wouldn’t be the first time.  Oh, “other” box! How you get me.  Too bad a few of those were actually important.  Good one again Facebook.  You get me everytime.

May 22 near Ravenna, MI via mobile
1st day back to work was long, full of new adjustments, and ...oddly a bit fun. Rakin' in the dough might not be so hard this year.

Ps. The new car runs like a dream.
-Little did I know that would be the busiest, most stressful, least sleep-filled summer of my life.  I still had a blast, but I earned every penny of those checks and should have earned more.

May 17 near Ravenna, MI via mobile
Life has been doing a good job trying to kick me in the butt this week. Thanks to mom and dad for keeping me mostly sane.
-Little did I know that was only a taste of what was to come.  Life sure did try to get me those first two weeks of May, but it was only the beginning.

This girl is going to Emory University!
-Yeah she did! Too bad it’s hard to remember that excitement while SAS-ing it up.  Little did I know how much that decision would change everything.

Daniel Ortega was at Hotel Sabalos yesterday!
-Little did he know….Seriously, Daniel!  You’re lucky Sabalos was great at keeping secrets from me or you and I would have had a very uncomfortable conversation (I can say these things now that I’m no longer a PCV).

I'm really starting to think I might be a little lactose intolerant. Two "batidos" (smoothie/shake) with yogurt/ ice cream, crema (sour cream) with my gallo pinto, and almost and entire stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from "Berlin" just isn't agreeing with my body as it would have a couple years ago.
-Little did I know that would how much I would miss those days.  Oh to be young in San Carlos and on the Peace Corps dime again.  Every bite and sip was well worth the pain.

just a little announcement that i'll be landing at the Muskegon County Airport at 6:51pm 03/21/13.
-Little did I know what whirlwind of emotions and decisions awaited me at the other end of that flight.  Even now, I am still amazed at my excitement.  Yes I am absolutely thrilled to be back, but I also remember how much effort I put into leaving and why I wanted to go.

oh Ryke's Bakery, Catering and Cafe and Taco Bell...why must you post such delicous looking food when I am far too many miles away to eat it?
-Still taunting me daily

just e-submitted her SOPHAS apps after a crazy last minute upset. now its time to wait and see how it all pans out. keep those fingers crossed!
-I really didn't think any of it would pan out.  Couldn't have been more wrong.

the nica christmas music has begun! i hear it now drifting across the river into my house.
 -Oh how I miss it!!!

about 50 minutes ago felt a 7.6 earthquake from Costa Rica. It lasted for about a minute. At first I thought it was someone on my balcony (yes my whole house moves when someone is on the balcony) until I realized that no one was there. After a few seconds I left my house, but unfortunately I had just finished showering and was still in towel. I experienced no damage; just a few fallen things from a shelf.
-I've told this story SOOO many times :)

ahhhh....the wonderfully relieving sound of water falling into a tank! I can once again shower, wash dishes, and flush my toilet.
-I will NEVER forget that feeling of relief and never take running water for granted.

how can i be expected to work when the olympics are on? i explained what the olympics are to 9 pregnant nicaraguans yesterday...i think that counts as work, right?
-If only this could happen during the winter olympics coming up

it's doesn't just rain everyday downhere anymore...it thunderstorms on and off all day long!
 -Still feels weird to NOT have rain everyday.

Does walking 20 minutes to Dunkin' Donuts justify getting two donuts? I sure hope so because I did, and they were thoroughly enjoyed while watching The Avenger's XD 3D!
-Oh my goodness that was so amazing!!!! Best ME date ever!

officially doesn't have dengue!
-Yeah, too bad I had gallstones instead

March 20, 2012 via TurboTax
·        Just got a much bigger tax return than last year by making a lot less money!
 -Those days are far behind me.

...so hot, no power, unshaded house.....i might just go jump in the river
-And I did

just enjoyed a comfy ride to managua!
-What I didn't tell you is that "comfy ride" caused me to get carsick and pass out on dramamine

had a very Nica start to a very Nica year. Feliz Año Nuevo!
-So over this commenting thing

has officially started her "movies i MUST see when i get home in 16 months" list! seriously i've been waiting YEARS and they all decide to come out when i'm 8 hours by bus from the nearest movie theatre! (i.e. pirates, the hobbit, the dark night rises, and so many others). it kills me i can't go to the premiers or see those in 3D in 3D.
....yes I just typed "how to kill big mice" into google search. I have two cats, but they seem more interested in eating insects and small salamanders and sleeping on my lap while I watch the mice/rats run across my rafters and electrical cords.
is loving the house! So much space, so much privacy (well as much as is possible in Nicaragua), so much variety of food! Just spent all afternoon cleaning, pulling plants out of my bathroom, and figuring out a way to store my clothes. 
is so thankful for her blessed life that she gets to try to make the most of everyday....and internet. even though it's expensive, slow, and unreliable at least i have it when i really need it. And why is everyone torturing me with pictures of their delicious thanksgiving food?
...it's a parade ON THE WATER
¨is coming home. I´m coming home. Tell the world I´m coming home...¨
is in san carllos for the fishing tournament. dont worry great sabalos, im not actually doing the fishing.
is going to eat in a food court and then see harry potter
·        no blog post today. for some reason all of gmail and my blog was in some sort of chinese and i didnt feel like finding a way to fix it. i will hopefully get back next weekend to update.
is reminiscing over the wonder and accompanied rejuvenated hope that is Spring in Michigan. I love it right where I am, but I keep thinking of my former world thát´s going on without me.
has officially been a Peace Corps Volunteer for a week...currently in San Carlos waiting for the Panga for an hour- tired, sore butt, and have to pee, but it'll have to wait another three hours because i refuse to pay 5 cords to use the bathroom (although i did pay 10 to have my suitcase watched).
...im pretty sure Meijer is an addiction because im definitely going through withdrawal.
is going to give up living in EEUU for lent because I definitely can not givie up Nacatamales....tambien, ahorita yo estoy escribendo mi curriculo en español en el ciber mientras James Blunt esta cantando en el radio (the nicas love pretty much any music in english)...headed to rio san juan this weekend!!!
gets to live in Boca de Sabalos, Rio San Juan for the next two years!!!!!!
gave her second charla in the centro de salud this morning, but the hot walk to search for and interview pregnant women this afternoon was well...hot and semi effective. now im eating stale but still delicious rosquillas and updating my blog...finally. oh and i successfully activated my nica debit card entirely in spanish.

January 2, 2011 via mobile
is being forced to drink theraflu at gunpoint
-HAHAHA that's what brothers are for

just made a list of all the lists she needs to make....how lame am I?...29 days...1 day til my b-day!
will pay someone $10 to finish writing her aspiration statement.
just wrote her first letter of resignation.
just got a double dose of perspective. Now on to updating my resume for the peace corps....seriously, do they want my left kidney too?
...if the event is lost and 24's child it sure got all the recessive traits
is definately wearing the exact same shirt as the girl on hawaii five-o....so weird.
September 2, 2010 via Twitter
·        absolutely LOVES thunderstorms ... even if it means getting soaked at work!
is officially a peace corps nominee....now on to the millions of health forms, exams, and probably a few shots.
"you can't change this"
wants to resolve to never procrastinate again...maybe tomorrow.
thinks she's going to move to petosky and work at meijer....
after 5 years on facebook i've stopped getting upset when they change something...get over it people it's not like you pay to use it
playing her violin with nascar in the background
[jumps up and down high-fiveing (sp?) everyone she sees] done, done, done, done, DONE, done, done...and couldn't be more DONE!!!
severely dislikes Buruli ulcer disease! Why does it have to be so complicated yet so under-researched?
is umm... GRE what what?
is waiting for Matt Wertz ! ! !
thinking everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days.
not really sure
excited for dance guild

And a couple of early facebook posts from some beloved friends!
Hey I finally did something on my facebook page. Aren't you proud of me??? I still don't know how people find the time to do this crap?? Hope you had an awesome monday! Miss you!

Shona, nice profile pic, i was trying to interpret its meaning, but just couldn't reach it haha, can't wait to see you!!!

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